The Crazy Sub

One day, a class of grade 12 students had a crazy sub. This guy was insane! He talked for days and made the students' lives a living hell. The poor students were desperate to overthrow their evil oppressor! They banded together to defeat the crazy sub. Collectively they made a plan to overthrow his power and control within the classroom. First, they sent in Edgar, the class' own crazy kid, to distract the maniacal sub. Next, some of the boys crept up behind him, ready to pounce. One of the boys slipped briefly, causing a squeak of rubber on linoleum. The sub began to turn towards the sound when Edgear suddenly lunged forward, knocking the crazy sub to the ground. The waiting boys attacked as well, binding the sub's hands and feet. After an imperious nod and mild gesture from the girls in the class, the boys carried the sub over to the supply cupboard and shoved him inside. It took all of their combined weight to get the door closed but they were finally successful. They strategically placed a couple of chairs infront of the cupboard door for good measure. Suddenly, a joyous cheer rang up amongst the students. Their oppressor had been vanquished and they had been liberated. "Carpe Diem", "Seize the Day"!